Dysfunction Video (MV)

INTRO|YA'LL WANNA HEAR A STORY ‘BOUT SOMETHING CALLED ‘REAL LIFE'...HUM||VERSE|HALF EATEN PACK OF CRACKERS|HALF EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE|HALF A DOZEN CLEAR BLUE WRAPPERS|NOT A SINGLE MINUS SIGN|SHE'S PRAYING TO THE PORCELAIN GODS|HE'S PALE WHITE BY THE SINK|HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIND HIM A REAL JOB|‘CAUSE HE'S GONNA HAVE TO BUY A RING||CHORUS #1|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS||VERSE|HE'S THINKING ‘BOUT THE OPTIONS|SHE'S THINKING ‘BOUT HER FOLKS|HE POURS A STRONG CONCOCTION|SHE LIGHTS UP A SMOKE|SHE'S A GIRL THAT HE DON'T LOVE|HE'S A BOY SHE BARELY KNOWS|SO DON'T IT MAKE SENSE THAT THEY GET HITCHED|BEFORE SHE STARTS TO SHOW||CHORUS #2|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Little White Lie In A Long White Dress - Walking Down The Aisle Fooling All The Guests}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Seal It With A Kiss, Cut Up A Cake, Throw A Little Rice On A Big Mistake}||(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)||VERSE|READY FOR THE BEST PART - IT'S A SAD, SAD THING|THEY'LL SCREAM AND CUSS EACH OTHER|JUST LIKE THEIR FOLKS DID|THEY'RE GONNA STAY TOGETHER|‘CAUSE, HELL, IT'S FOR THE KIDS...HA||CHORUS #3|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Hush Little Baby, Don't You Cry}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Momma And Daddy's Gonna Be Alright}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Momma's Gonna Shop - Daddy's Gonna Cheat}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Smile For The Camera And We'll All Say Cheese}||TAG|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Smile For The Camera And We'll All Say Cheese}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTIONS|{Smile For The Camera And We'll All Say Cheese}|THAT'S HOW DYSFUNCTION - FUNCTION|{Smile For The Camera And We'll All Say Cheese}|{Smile For The Camera And We'll All Say Cheese}