Paul Hansen - Fancy Song Lyrics

This ain't no fancy song
It's only three minutes long
It really has nothing to say
It's liverwurst not pat'e
I recently met a man
His head buried in the sand
I bitch slapped him with my hand
I think I made him understand
I said what about the bus you miss
He said well f*ck it
Ignorance is bliss
This ain't no fancy song
Droning on for much too long
It really doesn't want or care
About the wisdom
That you want to share
I recently met a dog
Walking in the morning fog
He was lookin for a place to pee
I was thinking bout my ennui
I had no food so he could beg
So he pissed
Up and down my leg
I ain't no liar
This is Oscar Myer
High fructose
High fructose
High fructose
Corn syrup
I see that you are getting bored
When I used a minor chord
Take my hand let's get away
The institution let me out for the day
I recently wrote a song
Only three minutes long
God damnit this is the song
In seconds it will be gone
No message on its release
About love and inner peace
I ain't no liar
This is Oscar Myer