I'm upstairs the other day, trying on my sister's cords
When a man comes knocking on my door from the electric board
Well I thought about letting him in but I wasn't thinking fast We'd only been there half an hour and he pushed his way right passed
I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are
Don't you look at me like that I'll do your f*cking car
I said Oh Mush, F*CK OFF who do you think you are
Don't you look at me like that I'll do your f*cking car
So I'm standing there picking up my teeth when the landlord comes around
Oh you little bastard he said you owes me 40 pound
He throws me up against the wall and tries to grab my giro
So I kicked the bastard in the balls and stabbed him with my biro and said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are Don't you look at me like that I'll do your f*cking car I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are
You money grabbing bastard, I'll do your f*cking car.
Next thing I knows plods at my door, waving all their truncheons They tries to pin me to the floor so I f*cking upped and punched one
Then they throws me in the van and questions me for hours
And one said wait 'till you goes down they'll love you in the showers
I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are Incinerating things like that I'll torch your f*cking car
I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF
He said Don't talk to me like that
So I stuck the f*cking head in and said handcuff that you twat Ah F*CK OFF
OH F*CK
F*CK OFF
So that's why I'm in Strangeways doing a stretch of bird
The judge called on me to change my ways and I called him a turd
I said I'll do my time standing on my head you haven't got me beat
He said well have another f*cking year and get back on your feet
I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are
Don't you sentence me like that I'll do your f*cking car
I said Oh Mush F*CK OFF who do you think you are
You big fat wigged up bastard I'll do your f*cking car
You big fat wigged up bastard I'll do your f*cking car
You big fat wigged up bastard I'll do your f*cking car
F*CK OFF