Pat Fortney - Love an Ugly Girl Lyrics

I know a girl with long skinny legs
She's got a crooked nose that goes sideways
Her eyes tend look in two different ways
A curdling laugh that makes you wanna run away

But what I really love about her
She really likes to play

You may wonder why she's my favorite girl
You may ask what I see in her
It's not the knobby knees or the toothless grin
It's not the pale white ashy skin

What I really love about her
She really knows how to spin

Tell all your jokes and make fun of me
Stand behind my back and scoff and tease
Make fun of her baggy turkey neck
Her freckled skin and scoliosis back

But what I really love about her
She's a ten in the sack

Let me tell you bout my favorite girl
If you take one look it will make you hurl
She's got a butter face and wrecked physique
A smile that makes you cringe and yellow teeth

But what I really love about her
She's a sex machine

My friends if you've never tried it before
You gotta take a chance on an ugly girl
They know how to love and so much more
Take a chance on an ugly girl

And what you'll really love about her
She'll be a sex freak