If you got a friend
In a little trouble
Got someone coming down on them
And they got no way to win
If some fool comes a messing
With your baby sister
They're running round all over town
Running your baby sister down
Just ask around town
If some hoodlum comes around
I'm the man; the man with plan
Call on me and I'll run them out
Cause I got a big hammer
And I'm not afraid to swing
Yea, I got a big a hammer
Just bring those fools over here to me
Yea I'll swing my big hammer
If someone hassles you
And you don't know what to do
If some strange unsavory man
Is acting dirty with his filthy hands
When some gang moves in
Messing with you and your friends
Well don't despair; the hammer is here
And I'll make them aware
That this is my town
And I'm always around
I'm here to watch over you
I'll mess with them if they mess with you
Cause I got a big hammer
And I'm not afraid to swing
Yea, I got a big a hammer
Just bring those fools over here to me
Yea I'll swing my big hammer