Pascal Mos - Faulty's Song Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Oh, have you heard of Faulty, the man of the kitchen?
Counts every penny, even from the bin
He digs in the trash for the leftover feast
Loves feet that smell, the smellier, the least

(Chorus)
Oh, Faulty's sailing, on the drunken boat
Drunk as a skunk, he floats and he gloats
With feet in hand, and a belly full of brew
Faulty's life, oh so true!

(Verse 2)
Heppi's his name, but Faulty's his game
Cooking up chaos, with his own claim to fame
From kitchen to boat, and back to the bar
Heppi's adventures, near and far

(Pre-Chorus)
Feet that stink, are his delight
In the moonlight, sailing all night
With a wink and a cheer, he's the life of the show
Faulty's spirit, always aglow

(Chorus)
Oh, Faulty's sailing, on the drunken boat
Drunk as a skunk, he floats and he gloats
With feet in hand, and a belly full of brew
Faulty's life, oh so true!

(Bridge)
From pots to pans, and fish to fry
Heppi's world, under the sky
With laughter and cheer, he'll sail away
Faulty's journey, come what may

(Verse 3)
To Heppi, our hero, with a toast in the air
Faulty's life, beyond compare
In the kitchen or on the sea
Faulty's spirit, wild and free

(Chorus)
Oh, Faulty's sailing, on the drunken boat
Drunk as a skunk, he floats and he gloats
With feet in hand, and a belly full of brew
Faulty's life, oh so true!

(Outro)
To Heppi, Faulty, and all his crew
Sailing the seas, with a shoe or two
With feet that smell, and a heart so bold
Faulty's tale, forever told