(Verse 1)
Captain Gauckler, our fearless driver bold
Turning bicycles into trucks, so we're told
With ADHD, he's always on the go
Racing through traffic, putting on a show
(Chorus)
Oh, Captain Gauckler, master of wheels
Turning every ride into high-speed thrills
From bikes to vans, and trucks so grand
Captain Gauckler, the driving command
(Verse 2)
In the driver's seat, adrenaline runs high
Through city streets, under the sky
From car to bus, he handles them all
Captain Gauckler, never to fall
(Pre-Chorus)
ADHD kicks in, he's off like a rocket
In his monster truck, no one can stop it
From road rage to laughter, he's our driving ace
Captain Gauckler, in every race
(Chorus)
Oh, Captain Gauckler, master of wheels
Turning every ride into high-speed thrills
From bikes to vans, and trucks so grand
Captain Gauckler, the driving command
(Bridge)
With a honk and a roar, he speeds away
Captain Gauckler, in the fast lane every day
ADHD's his fuel, never slowing down
Captain Gauckler, king of the town
(Verse 3)
To Captain Gauckler, our driving force
In any vehicle, he steers his course
From pedal to metal, and everywhere in between
Captain Gauckler, our driving machine
(Chorus)
Oh, Captain Gauckler, master of wheels
Turning every ride into high-speed thrills
From bikes to vans, and trucks so grand
Captain Gauckler, the driving command
(Outro)
In CNA's fleet, he's the pride and joy
Captain Gauckler, our driving envoy
With a smile and a rush, he leads the pack
Captain Gauckler, never looking back