(Performed as Hoops & Yoyo and their bestest friend Parry Gripp!)
He's Marshy, the monster marshmallow
Marshy, the monster marshmallow [x2]
He's a two-stories high, an intimidating fellow
Well Marshy was walking out in the woods.
Lightning struck and it got him real good.
He blew up like a big white Godzilla.
People, stay on home and hang onto your pillow.
"Aw, guys, come on, wait for me. [cries]. I'm (Marshy) Marshy.
The monster marshmallow. (Marshy) Marshy. The monster marshmallow.
(Marshy) Marshy. The monster marshmallow. I'm a two story high and
intimidating fellow. Hey, come on, you guys. Wait up for me. I can't
run that fast. [cries]."