Parrots With Piercings - Skills Lyrics

I couldn't iron a shirt
To save my life but I'll
Always make sure my mates are alright
Couldn't give a shit about the news, politics or the royal family but
I'll always treat you like royal Family
Cause
I'm pretty useless
By now you're probably use to it
And I've got a rare set of skills
They wont ever pay my bills
I've got
Some shit house life goals
But we once stuck a Tinnie to a light pole
What an achievement impressing those f*ckers on the
On the internet
Cause
I'm pretty useless
By now you're probably use to it
And I've got a rare set of skills
They will never pay
My Bills
To have a home
That you paid for on your own
To have that life
That doesn't keep you up all late at night
And I'm
Pretty useless
By now you're probably use to it
And I've got a rare set of skills
They won't ever pay
Cause
I'm pretty useless
By now you're probably use to it
And I've got a rare set of skills
They won't ever pay
My Bills