The Panhandlers - Lajitas Lyrics

There once was a boy from West Texas
He'd wake up and have lonestar for breakfast
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da

Juan Pablo in Terlingua
Gets his Mushrooms up in custin
I tell him that I'm on my way
He says well it won't be no problem
Just eat all of what I sell ya
Don't try and take 'em home
Them border patrol dogs know
Psilocybin like a bone

Y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas
I need to plant my ass
In the Rio Grande
Cnd drink a cold one in Boquillas
The Benitos got a row boat
Cnd he burns the best Coletus
Y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas

Sandras serves cold tequila
That holds some sacred powers
I like Sandra the most because
Cause She's always serving after hours
Cnd when I go full boracho
Cnd I need a siesta
She takes me to her quarters
Cnd we throw a love fiesta

Y'all can all go to hell
I am going to Lajitas
I'll be gazing at the starlight lounge
Bonitas señoritas
I will spend all of my dinero
On them mezcal margaritas
Y'all can go to hell
I am going to Lajitas

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

So if you need a great escape
Or something to break free of
Come on down to the desert town
Don't need to justify my reasons
Ch there's nothing quite like midnight
Out here in the chisos
Ch I should just shut my mouth
I should have just kept it a secret

Yeah y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas
I got an appetite
For lone star light
Tortillas and carnitas
I've had enough of Dallas traffic
Cnd the concrete underneath us
So y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas