Pamela White - Ode to the Immigration Department Lyrics

Knock knock Mister Immigration man
Please let me in
I've got a healthy constitution
And my heart is free of sin

Mostly cos I don't believe
In that kind of thing
But I've heard that you are open-minded

Excuse me Mister Immigration man
Please let stay
I've paid all of my taxes
I work as much as play

And I've got a 5-year-plan
I wrote it up all neat
All my docs are notarised
And in French too, gratuite

Help me Mr Immigration man
Please let me start again
I'll give you all of my money
Why can't we just be friends?

Why must you interrogate me?
Ask me about my life
I don't even really know
My mother's sister's doctor's wife