Paige Kennedy - Lingerie Model Lyrics

Your mum tells me that I got the wrong bathroom
I didn't actually ask Karen
She's confused by my clothes and my hair and my shoes
Maybe I should wear a dress so that her stress can diffuse
Manchester Airport
I know they're looking at me trying to see
What queue to put me through security
Shocked at the screen of the X-ray machine
Cos I'm a little rat boy
In the body of

A lingerie model
These D's are double
A lingerie model
She's giving pear shaped trouble

The lady in M&S perplexed cos
I want a smaller chest
Missed the training webinar
She's selling me a push-up bra
Now she's inside my mind
Maybe she's right and its time
I monetised my thighs
I could get signed as

A lingerie model
These D's are double
A lingerie model
She's giving pear shaped trouble

So let's get
These hushpuppies on the scene
My assets seem okay to me
Financially I am a dependent
Don't need degrees to get pregnant
Pass my genes to my descendants
Making longterm investments
My kids can be lingerie models
The world's first lingerie toddlers

Cos I'm a lingerie model
Looking for pear shaped trouble
Lingerie Model
The kind of girl you want to take home to your mother
Lingerie Model
But in my spare time I look more like your brother
In lingerie