Hardest Free Style About Children And Dogs Video (MV)

One time I'm going to tell you guys about this time where there's these guys inside
Of me
And there's like a big black man inside
Actually I think I'm going to stop
Nah
You thought I was actually about to get off the f*cking mic
Nah
Yeah let's go
Touching cats touching dogs touching all of them above
Let's go
Let's go
Let's go
I had to re-record this whole goddamn rap but it's okay I'm freestyling new shit
Yeah let's f*cking go
Touching kids every day got your mom in my hay look at me I'm the coolest cat around
Yeah!

Hey yo not right now I'm cooking
Nah give me a second give me a second

I am cooking hard lots of meth coming inside of some kids
Yeah let's go
I'm a show
Let's f*cking some dogs
Let's go

Yeah cum's all we ever need
So let's start doing it
Let's get it!
I'm about to cum in some kids yeah
They love it so much they ask for more
Yeah I left them looking love the floor
They were so happy when I left them with my seed
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah!
Yeah we're in the hood touching kids stopping for no one
We're touching dogs
Hey hey that's OK because it's normal because dogs are built to be touched
Hey it's OK if you don't like it I will still touch them anyways because I think
It's really silly really funny really wacky really quirky
Yeah I'm going hard freestyling on the mic
I ca- n't hold a beat for shit
Yeah I'm going to f*ck some kids I'm going to touch a dog right now
I'm going to touch a um fat cock

Debudebudebededa
Bro Eminem can't beat me
He raps like bululula I'm going to touch a dog
Just need to recharge a little bit
Where'd my dog go
I think he escaped the house
Oh well
Touching kids is what I do best
Touching dogs is what i don't
But hey it's OK because we can't all be good at everything at the same time
We're always touching dogs but that's OK because it's not really our thing
We love kids more but that's OK
Dude once I was in The Black Men
They were touching my cat and I told them to get the f*ck out of my house
Yeahyo we're getting ready to touch all the dogs
It's OK because that's not really what we do but I told them to get off my cat
At least they did
I took a poo
They all took my cat and threw him out the window because I took a poo on top of their
Big fat fat cocks
Yeah anal is what I do best
Not only on the bottom but also on the top
I need to get back to the beat guys hold on gimme a second
Yeah we're touching dogs it's OK because we're all touching dogs
And you know what I mean
My dogs actually mean toes
I'm in an edit let's f*cking go
We in the hood out here touching your mom
Yeahi just cummed in your mom
Yeah I'm so good at the piano
I am so good at playing it like
I'm keeping such a good beat
Let's go
I can play it guys trust just give me a second
This so good

Oh hey my dog came back
Let's go
Anyways dude is that the Jamegalovania
Dude that's so crazy wacky
OK I'm cooking
Are you guys still here
I can't tell

Dude the crazy piano solo
Maybe that wasn't the greatest idea guy
I'm sorry
Look I'll admit

I'm running out of ideas here
I've literally been rapping about children and dogs for like six minutes straight and
(That's a f*ck oooo)
And I think it's beginning to get to me

It's really damaging my heart like so
So I think today I'm going to be officially resigning
God this piano in the background is autistic
So yeah

I hope you guys have enjoyed this song so far
There's that much more to come actually
I'm just going to log off now
Bye-bye

Aight free style free style