Drunkin' monkey coding style
It's enough to make you smile
Chargin' clients mega bucks
Then headin' back to go get drunk
We got open office hours
Catered meals and Jenga Towers
Won't be going home anyway
It's Whiskey Wednesday
Government contracts mean big bucks
Stockin' booze yeah that's the crux
Kegs on Mondays get em coding
Style so clean their heads exploding
Clean code is requirement
Fill me up, thank God for lint
Tight deadline is on the way
Shots are coming in arrays
Fireball Friday kickin' off
Skippin' lunch no time to scoff
With work like this who needs a bar
With work like this who needs a car
Tons of booze and little pay
Startup life is what they say
Daily themes, I'm losin' track
Oh good, Whiskey Wednesday is back