[ Featuring Watergun Jack ]
Ay, my dick is small just like it's Kirby
Crazy on the beat, bitch I'm on a perky
Swallow that pussy but it was kinda dirty
I'm boutta nut she said "Hurry! Hurry!"
She a succubus it's lunch time Kanzaki
Nut on her eye so she lookin' like Kaneki
Hair's looking pink like Zero-Two wannabe
Look! I can count, hoes around me like 1, 2, 3
Ay, Lick the toes of a bitch, feeling like the shit, pause?
Smash a hoe then dip, bitch, that's my magic trick
Lil Balut out here pull up with the real long nip
Eatin' cake pop now I'm cummin' real quick
Making these hits but I'm making no racks
Feeling like Sonic I'm doing the Dash
Can't get no hoes because I got no cash
They already know I'm Watergun Jack
Bitches getting dumb, slow, stupid and stupider
That bitch got a fat ass so I call her Jupiter
I am a Jew so I do not like Lucifer
She got a bad face so I do not screw with her
Bitches all know I don't got a fat stack
Solving mysteries so she call me MattPat
Good f*cking bars, shit guess that I lack that
She ugly in the face but she got a fat ass
You don't want problems so get out my face
If you ain't cool then get out the way
Pack your bags and just get out my space
Tripped on a run forgot to tie my shoe lace
Jack out here with this yappity-yap yap
Fat ass bitch I would happily tap that, up the ass crack
Got the percs in my knapsack, paid with my cash app, bitch I just made a fat stack
My dick so big go lick it you dip shit thicc bitch
Your tits are so big like my dick is
F*ck it, I'm simpin' for this woman
I just got some hoes, bro am I living in Dreamland?
Nutting on their faces, yeah I spray 'em with the pecan
Did it in all in public, now I'm stirring up a scene man
She a horny asian yeah she only calls me Nii-chan
Sucking all these minions I inhale the Waddle Dees
I just want my favorite girl to hug and cuddle me
Don't like artificials yeah I'm plastic bottle free
Hair color is orange cuz she's just like Donald T
I've been f*cking bitches and I'm feeling like the man
But it f*cking turned out I was jerking with a friend
Swear it isn't gay, bro let me make amends
Feeling like it's Hanukkah, because I f*cked a man
I just f*cked a girl with a cake pop for an ass
She was kind of ugly so I hid that with a mask
Wearing these cool shades, and damn they're made of glass
F*cked all of these bitches, keeping the homies for last
Ay, ay, ay
It's ya boi back on you know we spittin' shit again
These hoes laugh cuz I'm a virgin but I'm making all these bands
And I don't got no hoe bitch for my dick I jerk it to the hand
Bitch I'm boutta pull a Kirby and just suck off all my friends
