Well, hello, my friend, and welcome to the experience
My name is Coop
I am an oceanic cowboy, and I will be hosting you on this little adventure
Now, unfortunately, I don't have a boat
But that is not a problem, because today we're gonna be doing
What I've spent most of my life doing
And that's laying in the surf
Letting the waves wash over me and push me wherever they want to
So if you don't mind, friend, I welcome you to join me
I think you'll be quite surprised where some of these waves will take ya
So without further ado, partner, let's start floating