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Hello, hello, hello, hello

Sup girl
Maybe you're just like water, except Jesus turned you into fine
If you go on a date with me, I'm pretty sure I could make you mine
Which makes sense, I'm a really nice guy, on that I'm sure you'll agree
Besides, you're not getting any younger, so why not just settle for me?

Um, no thank you, I'm good

That was pathetic, let me try

Salutations lady, your hair is like a flock of goats galloping down the street
The measurement of my dear affection is more than a field full of wheat
You look like a girl who's got really good health, and a completely normal platelet count
Unlike me, when I see you my heart skips a beat
I have a very serious medical condition

Um, that sounds like a you problem. Bye

Guys, flirting with customers is not ideal
Keep this up and I'm sure someone will get Amber Ste

Hush up woman, this is my chance

Greetings biological female, which I presume you to be

Excuse me?

Hey pretty lady, I've got good taste, and I'll have you know I'm super based
If you go out with me, it's gonna be conditional, because I want my wife to act traditional
Without me, you don't know what you're missing. With me you'll be cooking in the kitchen

Ha!

Yeah, I probably deserved that

I guess it's my turn

Hey my name's Hezekiah, hope you're having a wonderful day here at Chick-fil-a
Sorry for my brothers, they don't get out much
They've got a lot to say
Is there anything I can get you?
Perhaps a refill on your drink?
I take my job very seriously
I'll be back as quick as a wink

Um, thank you
It's my pleasure
Are you okay?
Um, never better
Um, thank you
It's my pleasure

Heck yeah, my little brother's pretty cool
He learned it from me, because we were homeschooled
Actually for your information, I'm the major factor of this equation
Our brother learned his skills from me, because I'm in touch with my emotional vulnerability

Thanks guys, I couldn't have asked for better bros
You're there for me through my highs and lows
Go Bros