[ Featuring Ashley Park, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Erika Henningsen, Grey Henson, Kate Rockwell, Taylor Louderman ]
Whoa, who's at that table over there?
Don't look at them, just don't!
We call those three the plastics
They're shiny, fake and hard
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flames
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
Regina George is the queen bee, she always dresses up
She always wins spring fling queen
We're just little drones that work for her and then die
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real
I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg
Like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel
That's Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
Yes, Regina, no Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun, then i'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out
Bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster (disaster)
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish princess Jesus
That is Karen Smith, she's the dumbest person you will ever meet
I once saw her put a D in the word orange
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart
That's it
We never really do this
But how would you like to have lunch with us this week?
Oh, it's okay, I
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here, same time tomorrow
On Wednesdays we wear pink
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
My name is Regina George (yes, Regina, no Regina)
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
Wear something ncie and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong
No, really, say it
Say here's where (I) you belong!
Come sit with us tomorrow, it'll be fetch!
