He still gets a hard on
When he's walking past the school
Or sitting in the park
Watching kiddies kick a ball
Now he's got a reason
Not to throw it all away
Someone else can take the risk
Of making children play
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
He doesn't like risk
Of being spotted on the streets
Enticing little children
With his magic and his treats
He's moved twice already
To avoid being seen
But now he feels safe
Behind his filthy little screen
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The government's response?
They'll monitor it all
Every minute you're online
Every HTTP call
Their clever little plan
Is woefully unsound
'cause the filthy f*cking rapists
Are already underground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
The internet, the internet
The internet is a paedo playground
Paedo playground
Paedo playground