Royster the oyster
Is a drunken disorder
He's always watching
For your uniform
Wearing skidlids
While drunk driving
Drunken disorder
It's royster the oyster
Eating club biscuits
In Doris', Switzerland
Wearing lycra with Bono
Royster the oyster
Is a drunken disorder
He's always watching
For your uniform
Act like a forklift
And jump he train
You mad hippies
With your big hankies
Filled with profanity
In uniform row
Royster the oyster
Is a drunken disorder
He's always watching
For your uniform