Oops - MHD Lyrics

Once I have been in tram
And all I said was damn
Everybody looks so weird
Do they all smoke weed?
Oh what's wrong with them?
Why do they piss in a tram?
Why do they smell like shit
And on the floor they spit?

There is always someone who's strange
Each tram, each bus, or in subway
If you can't see anyone who's weird
You are the one, that must be clear

Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, who could have been here first
Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, from which hole did they climb to earth

A man who looks like a duck
I'm like what the f*ck
Old woman absolutely naked
Hope that tram will not shake it
A man who's total wet
Just between legs he has a pet
Is it a girl or is it a boy
With that erotic toy?

There is always someone who's strange
Each tram, each bus, or in subway
If you can't see anyone who's weird
You are the one, that must be clear

Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, who could have been here first
Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, from which hole did they climb to earth

Yesterday one man came
He really looked insane
He asked me for chocolate
I said I don't have it
He looked sad and then he
Started to sing to me
Song about lifetime love
I just said: It's enough

Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, who could have been here first
Where did they come from? Who could have give them birth?
I really don't know, from which hole did they climb to earth