One Hit Wonders
Tom Green
The Bum Bum Song Lyrics
My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the
rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your
bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the
steps you might hurt your bum!
(Insane Laughter)
And thats not very
fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on
things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the
cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the
Swedish
Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the
gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The
battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot POO all
over the place
POO POO!!
Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot
a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for
everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the
phone
My bum is all alone......
The rail is all alone
The man is
all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....
(Loo in
the background)
1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all
alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My
bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all
alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all
alone
Get the poo off my bum!
I need the POO off my BUM!!
I've go to
get the poopoo off my bum
I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the
background)
No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
NO NO NO,
no, not the loon!
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all
alone
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR
THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
(Cannon Explodes)
Yea! The cannon!
Now get
the poo off my bum coo coo
I want the poo-poo off my bum
bum...
(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher