One Flow Man - Sake Lyrics

I'll take a sake and a hot pot of teriyaki
She nods and drops off some hot tea
A yakuza sits across from me
Smiling with his rotten teeth
Offering me bukkake and poppy
For an ungodly fee
I flash my katana, don't talk to me
He said don't get cocky G
Else my posse might hafta knock ya teeth
He starts throwing blows like Baki
I hip hop on my toes dodging
Not spilling a drop of asahi while I finish my ahi
His footwork got sloppy
Now his innards are sopping
Off my katana onto the concrete
His nakama hop to their feet
Warrior wannabes, but I'm a monstrosity
And with godlike velocity I calmly drop three
Like slaughtering shocked sheep
I cock my head and taunt the rest with a cock squeeze
Ya best send your top beast
Cause I'm pissed off beyond belief
And if ya wanna live to crop offspring
Best back off cuz this my final peace offering
They draw gats cocked at me
They shoulda accepted my generosity
Like a thunder god I hit mac-speed
Bullets bounce off my cross swing
Head shots caught three, that was no anomaly
The fourth took a hot wok on the cheek
The fifth I kissed, I intend you no animosity
The waitress laughed and asked will you get off with me
I said baby blast off with me
As we waltzed off the scene
And I rolled up a nug of holy broccoli in a pot leaf