Got a three day weekend, better make it four
I can't even drag myself out of the door
Got my resume tightened up, I am looking sharp
But I can't tie a tie, forgot how to drive a car
Everyday's the same when you're unemployed
Weekends don't mean nothing when you're unemployed
Box wine, cheap caviar
I hope they don't try to repossess my car
Plug me, plug me in to the hive mind
Shove me in, shove me into a nine to five
Everyday's the same when you're unemployed
Weekends mean nothing to the unemployed
If you can relate, celebrate