Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
And Lara, Lara screams screams like she's in the opera
Lara, Lara screams screams like she's in the opera
I never thought two dogs would be hard,
"Buy them food," they said, "and let them play in the yard."
But those furry creatures require more than meets the eye.
(Like us), they crave love, attention, and a sense of purpose in life.
(Wait a minute), Taz, get off from that pie! (Don't be sly!)
Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
No room for regret,
Like an adopted child,
Just like chess with touch-move style,
With loads of responsibility and plenty of care,
They come with me anywhere, (anywhere)
Though raising those beasts sometimes can drive me wild,
I've truly found 'man's best friend,' in my stride.
Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
Taz, Taz, Taz, give me the buzz
To my beloved dogs, this song is for you,
I'm not sure you understand,
But at least I do (I do)
For many more years beside you, (Oh Yeah)
Help me find a girl you would like too.