The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Uncle Freddy's in jail for killing his wife
But his children are here and they're all playing nice
With my cousin's three kids from three different dads
Uncle Charlie's a racist but he's really not bad
Everyone's dancing though the dance is quite strange
Cause they're dancing around Auntie Michael's sex change
If you have troubles, Auntie Mary can solve them
But her answer is booze, she has a slight problem
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
In the middle of the dinner, Dad goes for a drive
Cause he's got another family off of 495
Mom's staring out the window, she's having a crisis
Reported our neighbor as a member of ISIS
Pickles peed on the floor, he's our basset hound
The vet's been begging to get him put down [woof]
My cousin's a doctor, she helps heal the sick
But she got caught sucking her brother's WHOA!
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Oh, let's all sing carols
Speaking of Carol
She's been missing for months
Oh, my brother's a lawyer
He's from the city
And he just called us country folk
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Offramp - The Things We Don't Say (The Holiday Song) Lyrics
Offramp - The Things We Don't Say (The Holiday Song) Lyrics
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The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Uncle Freddy's in jail for killing his wife
But his children are here and they're all playing nice
With my cousin's three kids from three different dads
Uncle Charlie's a racist but he's really not bad
Everyone's dancing though the dance is quite strange
Cause they're dancing around Auntie Michael's sex change
If you have troubles, Auntie Mary can solve them
But her answer is booze, she has a slight problem
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
In the middle of the dinner, Dad goes for a drive
Cause he's got another family off of 495
Mom's staring out the window, she's having a crisis
Reported our neighbor as a member of ISIS
Pickles peed on the floor, he's our basset hound
The vet's been begging to get him put down [woof]
My cousin's a doctor, she helps heal the sick
But she got caught sucking her brother's WHOA!
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Oh, let's all sing carols
Speaking of Carol
She's been missing for months
Oh, my brother's a lawyer
He's from the city
And he just called us country folk
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Uncle Freddy's in jail for killing his wife
But his children are here and they're all playing nice
With my cousin's three kids from three different dads
Uncle Charlie's a racist but he's really not bad
Everyone's dancing though the dance is quite strange
Cause they're dancing around Auntie Michael's sex change
If you have troubles, Auntie Mary can solve them
But her answer is booze, she has a slight problem
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
In the middle of the dinner, Dad goes for a drive
Cause he's got another family off of 495
Mom's staring out the window, she's having a crisis
Reported our neighbor as a member of ISIS
Pickles peed on the floor, he's our basset hound
The vet's been begging to get him put down [woof]
My cousin's a doctor, she helps heal the sick
But she got caught sucking her brother's WHOA!
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Oh, let's all sing carols
Speaking of Carol
She's been missing for months
Oh, my brother's a lawyer
He's from the city
And he just called us country folk
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
The things we don't say when we talk around the holidays
That everybody knows but no one says a thing
Keep it to yourself HEY it's the holidays
And no one likes the truth when they're celebrating
Writer: Off-Ramp
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid