Offramp - My Brother Lyrics

I turn on the TV
The picture is fuzzy and hard to see
I've looked at the manual
It's in Japanese
I tried to press Input
I even said please
Try as I might
It stays on channel 1
Now's about the time
I call up my father's son

My brother
He's good with the VCR
My brother
With his wisdom he'll go far
My brother can build a fire with his bare hands
My brother knows every type of ballroom dance
As long as I remember I've taken his advice

Like the best bar around or how to get rid of lice
I'm on my way to meet a girl
Forgot my map of the world
I stop at a phone booth, the phone isn't there
I must be on time to show that I care
I pull into an On the Run
I need to reach my father's son
The number? It's 433-2201

My brother
He can get from A to B
My brother
And then from C to D
My brother knows every path and how long it takes
And if we miss a turn, he corrects my mistakes
Somehow his radio can play any song
I forget the lyrics but he always sings along

Who knows how long you can park here for?
My brother
Says they start ticketing at 4
Who knows what to do when you find a gun?
My brother
Said to tell the police at once
Who knows where to find a dental dam?
My brother
Says to use a plastic bag
Who knows more than I will ever know?
My brother
My brother
My brother