Deep freeze in the doctor' office
Can't tell what kitty's cough is
Fine degrees but that don't matter
You need to work on your bedside manner
Deep freeze in the doctor's office
Close the door and walk away
Goddamn veterinarian wanna take all my hard-earned pay
Ounce of this, a shot of that
Cat get skinny while he gets fat
Close the door and walk away
The mailbox tells you you've arrived
Healing hands await inside
At the gate, the yard's a mess
Inside a master, who would guess?
The mailbox tells you you've arrived
Who sent you here? - You give the pass
The referral means more than your cold cash
Step on back, not to worry
It's almost time for the Kentucky Derby
Who sent you here? - You give the pass
Dr B, he's got the answer
He say hairball, they say cancer
There's only one Dr Bandini
He helps them get their meds discreetly
Yeah
Dr B, we need the shot
Of the best advice you've got
Corporate machine, human trauma
Diagnoses suck and I don't want 'em
Dr B, we need the shot
Of the best advice that you have got
Corporate machine, human trauma
Diagnoses suck and I don't want 'em
Dr B, we need the shot
Bandini knows the secret lesson
To conveyor belt vet profession
Sorry that you had to spend a grip
Maybe next time you should get a fish
Bandini knows the secret lesson
Dr B, he's got the answer
He say hairball, they say cancer
There's only one Dr Bandini
He helps them get their meds discreetly