Obrizzi - Not My... Lyrics

Uh, this may be painful
Yo, Obrizzi, please go easy
It's a natural emergency when you go hard on 'em G
Not my Liar in Chief
Not my Election Thief
Not my Sexual Harasser
Not my Fake Cover passer
Not my shady businessman
Not my adult film star fan
Not my Lolita Express class
Not my business school free pass
Not my Central Park accuser
Not my ex-wife abuser
Not my beauty pageant user
Not my daddy's fortune loser
Not my missing High School grades
Not my college transcript charades
Not my third wife's chain immigration
Not my lies to the heart of our nation
Not my scam real estate university
Not my inbred hatred of diversity
Not my full page racist ads
Not my fake German born dad
Not my 24 harassment cases (25)
Not my hatred for brown faces
Not my tax returns missing
Not my gross unwelcome kissing
Not my Hollywood Access tape
Not my depositioned accusation of rape
Not my fake two billion earned
Not my business partners burned
Not my half naked girl, draped in furs
Not my magical heel spurs
Not my rumor mill chasing lies
Not my questionable Russian ties
Not my evidence you'll never see
Not my party telling lies for me
Not my using my office for personal gain
Not my kids on a nepotism train
Not my umbrella incapable confusion
Not my narcissistic, paranoid delusions
Not my out of touch, out of shape, out of time, overweight, out of sync, sharpie ink
No
Not my blood ties to the tabloid mill
Not 100's of K of catch and kill
Not my gag ordered ex-spouse
Not my gold plated outhouse
But he is my president
But he is my president
But he is my president
My president