OBIISSS - This Cucumber is Stuck In My Lyrics

Well
I looked in the mirror
(oo-no!)
Saw a sight so strange
A cucumber stuck
Sticking right out my ass
I reached for the shovel
Tried to set it free
But that cucumber was stubborn
Just let it be! (ha-ha!)

This cucumber is
Stuck up my ass
(oh no!)
Cucumber please
Won't you get out?
Its stuck up my ass
Stuck up my ass
Cucumber
Oh
It's takin' its toll!

I called my neighbours
(hey, y'all come see!)
They brought their tools
We formed a pickle team
But no matter our effort
No matter our plan
That cucumber just laughed
It said
"Catch me if you can!" (SHIT!)

This cucumber is
Stuck up my ass
(oh no!)
Cucumber please
Won't you get out?
Its stuck up my ass
Stuck up my ass
Cucumber
Oh
It's takin' its toll!

We pushing
They pullin
All in the sun
That cucumber's jammed
Like it's havin' fun
But we ain't givin' up
No
We ain't gon' bail
This pickle prick
It's creatin' a tale! (woah, now!)

A little bit of patience
A whole lot of funk
Finally that cucumber
Plopped out with a plunk
We danced and we cheered
In the veggie parade
That ass hole's funky
But our spirit ain't swayed! (yeah!)

(ooooooo)
Shit

This cucumber is
Stuck up my ass
(oh no!)
Cucumber please
Won't you get out?
Its stuck up my ass
Stuck up my ass
Cucumber
Oh
It's takin' its toll!

Dammnn
Stuck in my asssss