[Intro: (Male singin')]
Whoo!
I love seein' you in the pictures, you know? (I pretend...)
The pictures... you know?
I'm good!
Let's go! (I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine! aaaaalready mine!)
Whooo! (aaaaalready mine! I pretend...)
O. Trice!
Let's go!
[Chorus 1: Male singin' (Female) {Obie Trice}]
I pretend... (splaaash! hmm, splaaash! hmmm - splaaash!)
I pretend... (splaaash! hmm, splaaash! hmmm - splaaash!)
I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine! {WHOOO!}
I pretend... (splaaash! hmm, splaaash!)
[Verse 1: {Male singin'}]
I visualize, - beatin' it in the heat of the night,
On the beach where the breeze just even the sight.
You and me in the evenin' where the scenery's right; (right!)
Ain't nobody intervenin', not a demon in sight! {I pretend...}
Just Obie, - cheese and Missoni bikini
It got me fiendin' to slide between them thighs at any moment.
Swear she got me open, I'm just hopin Obie focused,
Before I go overdosin' on your love potion! {I pretend...}
Potent, - put her in a pooeem (pooeem!)
I'm seein' her on the big screen. (big screen) - She got me gone!
Deeper than a fan. - More of a connection! (connection!)
I ain't never met her but I'm more than prepped an' {I pretend...}
I just wanna take her on a getaway. (on a getaway) - Met her with a négligée, (with a négligée!)
Put her on a pedestal then take baby breath awaaay! (awaaay!)
You don't need a bullet, I know these dudes is full of it;
Pullin' shit cause you on the tube. {I pretend...}
And I know you're thinkin' all of us rappers is bad news,
Bad attitudes, bad press for you! {I pretend...}
So I'm a undress you with my mental, - intimacy with'chu!
(Female: Splaaash!) - Type of shit I'm into...
[Chorus 1: Male singin' (Female) {Obie Trice}]
I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine, (WHOOO!) aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine!
I pretend... (hmmm, splaaash! hmm, splaaash! hmmm, hmmm - splaaash!)
[Verse 2: {Male singin'}]
Yeah, you got 'em sprung;
Helmut Lang jeans, I wanna get it them!
I wanna go down, work tongue (tounge!)
Show you how to cum 'til you say you're comfy with him! {I pretend...}
And I don't need premieres, - I'm peace with the rear; (rear!)
Once she get free we skeet-skeet e'rywhere! (e'rywhere!)
Sayin': "O naughty in Bottega Veneta! "
I just wanna party, take that all feathered! {I pretend...}
Bounce outta Hollywood, you can roll shotty;
No paparazzi followin' 'em!
Toss off the bra in the Grand Canyon,
You could catch us in the cabin. - Guess who's stabbin'? {I pretend...}
Candid in the canopy. - Cannes Fest'? - Cancellin'!
She wanna stay next to handsome!
He never had so he's the answer
Even though previous dates disaster, {I pretend...}
And I know you're thinkin' all of us rappers is bad news,
Bad attitudes, bad press for you! {I pretend...}
So I'm a undress you with my mental, - intimacy with'chu! (hmm!)
(Female: Splaaash!) - Type of shit I'm into...
[Chorus 2]
[Verse 3: {Male singin'}]
Why pretend? Let's binge off love-makin'!
Bend corner in Benz how a thug make it.
It pans out if you loosen up;
It's nothin' wrong with lettin' the director cut! {I pretend...}
His direction's nuts, (uhh!) - TRUST!
His election's you, - US!
That collection's few - THUS,
You're most beautiful, more of a reason to touch. {I pretend...}
And I know you're thinkin' all of us rappers is bad news,
Bad attitudes, bad press for you! {I pretend...}
So I'm a undress you with my mental, - intimacy with'chu!
(Female: Splaaash!) - Type of shit I'm into... Yeah!
[Chorus 3: Male singin' (Obie Trice)]
I pretend that yoouu're (yeah!) aaaaalready mine,
Aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine! - I pretend...
[Outro: {Male singin'}]
Nia Long...
Jill Marie Jones!
Hahaha! {I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine...}
Meagan Good, Sanaa Lathan! {aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine!)
Lauren London! {I pretend...}
Gabrielle Union!
Angela Bassett...
Latifah! {I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine...}
Can't forget Pam Grier... {aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine!)
Salli Richardson! {I pretend...}
Cynda Williams!
Bernnadette Stanis... yeah!
Keisha Knight Pulliam!
Regina King!
Paula Jai Parker!
Vivica Fox... Eva Mendes! {I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine...}
Rosario Dawson! {aaaaalready mine, aaaaalready mine!)
Whoo! {I pretend...}
Whoo!
'EY!
Eeven Antwone Fisher's momma! {I pretend that yoouu're aaaaalready mine...}
Viola Davis!
Lela Rochon...
Yeah!
Jada Pinkett... Smith!
Taraji P. Henson!
Obie Trice!
"Bottoms Up"!
Whoo... whoo! {I pretend...} [beat stops]
OPRAH!
Hahahahahh!