When I'm done I'll leave no messes
Special delivery for you and the missus
I recognize that address with no guesses
And I'll leave no message
I'm the mailman
Bodies in the back of my truck
I'm the mailman
Never know I did it because
Bitch, I'm the mailman
Obsessive like this is my new fetish
I'm the mailman
Kill 'em and I leave no message
My name is... and I run this route
I got a package for you here that you forgot about
I would have come by earlier but you weren't home
It's the end of my shift I'll bring it by right now
Yuh
Your house ain't haunted - bitch I'm in it
Inside your closet - knife in my pocket
Just one minute - I'll be coming
You're my product for black markets
Your death is only half of the fun
It'll hurt a lot more if I have to run
Get my gun - a shot to the spine is how I will stun
The deed is done
Carry your body to the back of the Grumman
It's filled with packages full of dead f*cking humans
Moving mass grave my death garden bloomin'
Nothing satisfies my humanity I'm losing
Hope you smiled in your picture for the milk box
'Cause you were prettier before you were in my ice box
I'mma put a few friends in there just so you aren't as lonely
Then it's on to the next town where nobody f*cking knows me
When I'm done I'll leave no messes
Special delivery for you and the missus
I recognize that address with no guesses
And I'll leave no message
I'm the mailman
Bodies in the back of my trunk
I'm the mailman
Never know I did it because
Bitch, I'm the mailman
Obsessive like this is my new fetish
I'm the mailman
Kill 'em and I leave no message
My name is... and I run this route
I got a package for you here that you forgot about
I would have come by earlier but you weren't home
It's the end of my shift I'll bring it by right now
Okay, bitch I'm going postal
No pun intended but the shoe f*cking fits like it's supposed to
Hopefully there isn't the slightest mention of the cops
Or screaming for help or her f*cking kids are next
They told me I would get better and I promise I did my best
I walk in with an empty box - knife stuffed down in my sock
When she starts cutting tape off the top I grab her by the f*cking neck and we walk
Into her bathroom where she was filling up the tub
I hold her under 'til the bubbles stop bursting up through the suds
I dragged her into her front yard and started gutting her like an animal
The neighbors just watched in horror as I put her tongue in an envelope
They said I smiled the whole time like a monster and that I was having fun
But that was only after I was done; they knew I wanted to be left alone
When I'm done I'll leave no messes
Special delivery for you and the missus
I recognize that address with no guesses
And I'll leave no message
I'm the mailman
Bodies in the back of my truck
I'm the mailman
Never know I did it because
Bitch, I'm the mailman
Obsessive like this is my new fetish
I'm the mailman
Kill 'em and I leave no message
I'm the mailman
I'm the mailman
Bitch, I'm the mailman
I'm the mailman
Kill 'em and I leave no message