Welcome ladies and gentlemen
To the circus of the strange
The sideshow of the sinister
And the theater of the bizarre
Enter a realm of dark wonders
To indulge in your wickedest dreams
Or, if you dare, explore the shadows of
Your most diabolical nightmares
Cast your eyes upon the cruel oddities of nature
And behold monstrous creatures
From the depths of the abyss
Marvel with awe dismay at unbelievable
Death-defying acts that teeter on the very brink of doom
Leave the mundane world behind
For those who visit this festival of phantasms
Are never the same again
Step this way
There's no turning back