notsong - Merry Crisis Lyrics

Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Oh-oh-oh
Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Christmas? no! crisis!

The streets are glowing, red and green
But I'm stuck scrolling on my screen (uh-huh)
Couples kissing by the tree, in
My house, just only me, ah with Mr. Bean

They're sipping cocoa, I'm drinking wine
Who needs love? I'm doing fine (uh-huh)
The world's all merry, but it feels so fake
Who decided this was my holiday fate?

Ho-ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
I'll just dance through the drama
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Laugh it off, it's who we are
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Maybe next year... blah blah blah

Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Oh-oh-oh
Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Christmas? no! crisis!

The gift exchange? No thanks, I'm broke
My bank account's the punchline of a joke (uh-huh)
Santa's list? Yeah, I'm off of it too
I'm the bad guy of the year, too

They're wrapping presents, I'm unwrapping snacks
Put on a movie, it's 'Die Hard'-relax (uh-huh)
Mariah shouts, 'All I want for Christmas..'
I just want 'APT.' by Rosé and Bruno Mars

Ho-ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
I'll just dance through the drama
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Laugh it off, it's who we are
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Maybe next year... blah blah blah

Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Oh-oh-oh
Merry, merry, merry
Merry, merry, merry
Christmas? no! crisis!

Drink up, get drunk, I'm lost my way
Yeah, yeah I'm lost this Christmas
Drink up, get drunk, I'm lost my way
Yeah, yeah I'm lost this.. Crisis!

Ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
I'll just dance through the drama
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Laugh it off, it's who we are
Merry Crisis, fa-la-la
Maybe next year... blah blah blah