The Nostalgia Machine Experience - My Rocky Knob Lyrics

Baby, honey, let me tell you please
'bout this problem between my knees
Set me free, make me ease
I'll tell you a story about my disease
My dick looks like an old cheese doodle
It's rough, haggard, bruised, and brutal
With jagged bumps all on the top
Watch out baby for my rocky knob
I've drug this thing down through the dirt
Just hoppin' from skirt to skirt
Baby watch out how you flirt
'cause you don't want what I squirt
I've got every S.T.D you'll ever see
Tell the lord to please help me
My stick's been bitten a thousand fleas
And felt the sting from a thousand bees
Baby, honey, let me tell you please
'bout this problem between my knees
Set me free, make make me ease
I'll tell you a story about my disease
My dick looks like an old cheese doodle
It's rough, haggard, bruised, and brutal
With jagged bumps all on the top
Watch out baby for my rocky knob
Oh when I'm feelin' high, I start swinging low
I ain't never heard of takin' it slow, oh no
I'll just take a blow from any ol' hoe
That's why it looks like my bird done pecked a crow
The ladies used to gleam as they watched it grow
But now I tell you really it's quite the show
I don't care if you're my baby or my beau
Just sit back now and watch it blow
Baby, honey, let me tell you please
'bout this problem between my knees
Set me free, make me ease
I'll tell you a story about my disease
My dick looks like an old cheese doodle
It's rough, haggard, bruised, and brutal
With jagged bumps all on the top
Watch out baby
For my rocky, lil rocky, rocky knob, rocky knob
Watch out baby for my rocky knob