The Nostalgia Machine Experience - Hamster Boogie Lyrics

Doctor, doctor, where you at
I gotta see you right now, that's a fact
A good night's done turned disaster
If you look in my ass you'll find a hamster
He said oh my god, I don't believe my ears
Now just how'd you get that in your rear
I've heard some stories in my day
But this beats em' all I dare to say
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie woogie woogie
He's on a dancin' spree
Now wouldn't you think this was a first
But it turns out he just quenched a thirst
About nineteen times he did it before
All before he walked through that door
He's a crazy man, let the ladies know
When he drops his pants it's a crazy show
He can spread his bum and reach right in
And pull out a litter, maybe five or ten
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie, don't you see
Hamster boogie woogie woogie woogie
He's on a dancin' spree
Boogie's a man that likes to dance
But he sure don't mind to take a chance
He likes to put rodents up his chute
And then hit the dance floor for a scoot
He's really a man that you've got to see
He can even dance down on his knees
You'd never know he had a whole pet store
Hidden all inside his own back door
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie, don't you see
Hamster boogie woogie woogie woogie
He's on a dancin' spree
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie, don't you see
Hamster boogie woogie woogie woogie
He's on a dancin' spree
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie
Hamster boogie, don't you see
Hamster boogie woogie woogie woogie
He's on a dancin' spree