Here I am, fake neo-friends
With 1,000 grand mansions
All the films got wrong
With the lawyers' spawns
That all seem to get along
I think he cares just a little too much
About making it all work out right
He'll get that cash from Goldman Sachs
And a plat-blonde kind of life
It's been four years and they haven't learned
A single way to think
You know they've got their wardrobes right
And a pretty little heart to sink
It's alright, though
That may work for them
I ain't gonna be here when it ends
It's alright, though
You'll find a friend
It's alright
I can't explain what's on my mind
It'll take a team to teach me how
To cut apart another's thought
And cloud what I'm really f*cking saying
It's been four years and they haven't learned
Groping ain't clear with a drink
You know they've got their wardrobes right
And a pretty little heart to sink
It's alright, though
That may work for them
I ain't gonna be here when it ends
It's alright, though
You'll find a friend
It's alright
Here I am, fake neo-friends
F*cking in your mansions
It's alright, though
That may work for them
I ain't gonna be here when it ends
It's alright, though
You'll find a friend
It's alright
It's alright, though
That may work for them
I ain't gonna be here when it ends
It's alright, though
You'll find a friend
It's alright
I hate college