Nonsensical Menageries - Wanna Go Skateboards? Lyrics

(Wanna go skateboards?)
I'm just a cow
Riding on a skateboard
I'm a bovine cool guy
Skating down a half pipe
I'm having the time of my life
Skating down this ramp
This is the best thing ever
For a cow skateboarder
People have questions
As they probably should
A cow on a skateboard
Doesn't seem very good
Some people don't think
That this could be feasible
But look, I'm real
Explain this PETA
Wanna go skateboards?
It's my favorite pastime
Wanna go skateboards?
I love it so much
Ooh ooh ohhh
Wee wee weee
Wanna go skateboards?
It'll be so much fun
I'm just a cow
Cruising through the city
Grinding on the sidewalks
Everyone looks so pretty
I'm moo-ving with style
As I ollie over cracks
This cow's got tricks
Better watch your back
In the skate park at sunset
Hooves on the board
I'm catching some air
Feeling freedom restored
I'm a legend in leather
Skating's in my soul
This cow on a skateboard
Is on a roll
Wanna go skateboards?
It's my favorite pastime
Wanna go skateboards?
I love it so much
Ooh ooh ohhh
Wee wee weee
Wanna go skateboards?
It'll be so much fun
I'm just a cow
Carving up the pavement
Kickflips and heelflips
In perfect alignment
Crowds gather round
Cheering loud and clear
This cow's got moves
That'll make you cheer
I'm just a cow
Skating under the moonlight
Stars shining bright
As I take flight
My hooves on the board
Glide smooth and free
This cow on a skateboard
Living wild and carefree
Wanna go skateboards?
It's my favorite pastime
Wanna go skateboards?
I love it so much
Ooh ooh ohhh
Wee wee weee
Wanna go skateboards?
It'll be so much fun