When i go down to the lodge
All the boys like to give me heck
They call me all kinds of things
They call me stuff like fat neck
They like to make fun of my portliness
They call me huge heft
At first i didnt like it
But now i'm getting used to it
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
The girls down at the bar
Love for me to tote them around
I'm big and strong but it dont last long
When big bertha comes around (my back!!)
They say I'm a simp
But all that means is
I show all the girls a good time
And they love me, and i know it.
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
When i go down to the lake
All the girls scream for me
They say "HUGE HEFTNER"
Like i was "Norm" off cheers on tv
The climb all over me
Becuase i float like a bouy
I'm huge heftner, i'm well known
Down at the chattahoochie
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
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When i go down to the lodge
All the boys like to give me heck
They call me all kinds of things
They call me stuff like fat neck
They like to make fun of my portliness
They call me huge heft
At first i didnt like it
But now i'm getting used to it
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
The girls down at the bar
Love for me to tote them around
I'm big and strong but it dont last long
When big bertha comes around (my back!!)
They say I'm a simp
But all that means is
I show all the girls a good time
And they love me, and i know it.
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
When i go down to the lake
All the girls scream for me
They say "HUGE HEFTNER"
Like i was "Norm" off cheers on tv
The climb all over me
Becuase i float like a bouy
I'm huge heftner, i'm well known
Down at the chattahoochie
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
All the boys like to give me heck
They call me all kinds of things
They call me stuff like fat neck
They like to make fun of my portliness
They call me huge heft
At first i didnt like it
But now i'm getting used to it
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
The girls down at the bar
Love for me to tote them around
I'm big and strong but it dont last long
When big bertha comes around (my back!!)
They say I'm a simp
But all that means is
I show all the girls a good time
And they love me, and i know it.
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
When i go down to the lake
All the girls scream for me
They say "HUGE HEFTNER"
Like i was "Norm" off cheers on tv
The climb all over me
Becuase i float like a bouy
I'm huge heftner, i'm well known
Down at the chattahoochie
They call me huge heftner
Because im big and round
Call me huge heftner
I take all the girls to town
They call me huge heftner
Because I'm big and hefty
Call me huge heftner
Because i'm silent but deadly
Writer: Chris Newman
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