Nonsensical Menageries - Camp Big Back Lyrics

Fat kids of every shape and size
Come to camp big back and realize
We love you
And we want you to know
That camp big back is for you
Camp big back
Oh, camp big back
We love you
Oh camp big back
All the big backs across america
Come and join one and all
To share in the festivities
We wont leave you out
We love your big backs
We share all the meals with you
Just pay a flat rate
Based on weight
And you can come and join
Our summer camp of funs
Camp big back
Oh, camp big back
We love you
Oh camp big back
It doesnt matter
How obese you are
Camp big back
Has a spot for you!
Just dont pay any
Attention to
That shack in the woods
Made out of candy
Shes not allowed here anymore
After that last fiasco with
Those other 2 fat kids
Something about an oven
Well come to think of it i think they killed her and got away or something
Camp big back
Oh, camp big back
We love you
Oh camp big back