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Ninja Sex Party - Intro Lyrics



Ninja Sex Party - Intro Lyrics




Why, hello there.
My name is Danny Sexbang,
and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album:
'Attitude City'

I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement ratio, or LER, is off the charts.
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing.
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you
our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover.

Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date.
Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two.
That's when foreplay begins.
By track four you should be balls deep, unless you're a pair of sexy lesbians in which case, please call me.
Try to hit climax around track seven so tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellaneous activities,
such as weird butt stuff, as well as other types of butt stuff.

We hope this was helpful.
Now strap in, strap on and prepare for the ride of your life.
This is 'Attitude City'
Woohoo!
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Why, hello there.
My name is Danny Sexbang,
and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album:
'Attitude City'

I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement ratio, or LER, is off the charts.
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing.
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you
our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover.

Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date.
Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two.
That's when foreplay begins.
By track four you should be balls deep, unless you're a pair of sexy lesbians in which case, please call me.
Try to hit climax around track seven so tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellaneous activities,
such as weird butt stuff, as well as other types of butt stuff.

We hope this was helpful.
Now strap in, strap on and prepare for the ride of your life.
This is 'Attitude City'
Woohoo!
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Writer: Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Alexander Wecht
Copyright: Lyrics © Songtrust Ave




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