How are you doing?
Have you started that degree?
Or are you still sitting on your ass smoking weed?
How's the job?
Is mopping just to hard?
You're so tired
Is that why coworkers never ask you to the bars?
How's it hanging?
Does your mom still clean your room?
After her day long visit I wonder if she thinks what we're thinking
When are you gonna grow up
I don't see any glo up
Please go get a life
Video game achievements are your only commitment
RIP to your future wife
How's our hometown doing
Since I seen you've gone nowhere
No shame living with your parents
But it seems like they don't want you there
How's the haircut?
Yeah, I guess change is hard
But change for you is just counting over two
God, you got so far
How's life going?
Wait what's on your neck I see?
Is that half the couples necklace set from 2015?
When are you gonna grow up
I don't see any glo up
Please go get a life
Video game achievements are your only commitment
RIP to your future wife
How's that girlfriend of yours?
Oh sorry, hows your hand?
What are you gonna do today?
Oh yeah, nothing planned
It's been over a minute, surprise you lasted this long
That's a new record for you
Still shorter than this song
When are you gonna grow up
I don't see any glo up
Please go get a life
Beer as your dedication
You'll die of dehydration
Do you really need proof you're not always right
When are you gonna grow up
I don't see any glo up
Please go get a life
Video game achievements are your only commitment
RIP to your future wife
When are you gonna grow up
I don't see any glo up
Please go get a life
Video game achievements are your only commitment
RIP to your future wife