[ Featuring Boys. ]
Can't find Grand Boulevard
Or even Woodward Ave
I've no clue where we're at
Don't call me Salazar
You and your sideways friends
Claire, Grace and Benjamin
Sure next time you can drive
While I play Country Tune
Make eyes at other dudes
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad so please feel bad for me
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad come on feel bad for me
In search of cigarettes
I'm dying for a smoke
Lost among the scarves and coats
From off the patio
I catch an awkward hush
And wonder why you're flush
Don't call me daddy-o
You and your cyborg friends
Don't know i'm listening in
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad so please feel bad for me
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad come on feel bad for me
Don't be mad I made a scene
When i'm the one who's suffering
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad so please feel bad for me
Don't be mad I made a scene
I'm sad come on feel bad for me