Don't be coming at me with no bullshit about your new boyfriend
Cause I'm not here for it
I'm just salty
I just got out of a relationship
I hate this shit
It motherf*cking makes me sick
Guess I was kinda complacent with myself just like a basic bitch
Was barely moving forward
And you don't even know the half of it
When I look back at it I had to laugh at it like 50 Cent when he did that magic stick song
Back in the day that was funny cause he was gangster then he went soft
I'm just kidding 50, yeah you know we all know you're the boss
Coming through with a couple rhyme schemes, yeah you gon' have to sign me
Because if not I'll plot my own death and then die and they might find me
In the tropical islands with Tupac if he's alive (he's not)
I don't really know the truth and I think we all know he died (thank you)
I don't know why I'm bringing up Tupac on this song because the title is new boyfriend
I guess I got the subject wrong so anyway
I've been pissed off until I drift off
Don't even wanna mix if the mix is off
And people don't wanna see me when I come out like a dick that's soft (ew)
I guess I got lost like the J Geils band
That's a reference to a song I don't know if you'll understand
But I'm offended did I mention she brought up her new boyfriend
And I said this to her
I hope you understand
I hope you understand
But just don't be coming at me with no bullshit about that new boyfriend
Cause I'm not listening
I've been checking on the read receipts
I found a better recipe
To help myself cook insanity
I couldn't plan it but she was so beautiful
I had to say something
I gave her too much of my soul
And she started fronting
I didn't have a say
I got a little off topic
I almost lost it
I almost tossed it in the garbage
And threw this whole song out
But I guess I'll finish it right now
Cause it's been about three weeks since I did that first verse
It was perfect
And I didn't rehearse it
The British homies said I worked it
And they wanted a little more
And I couldn't do it
So I said you gotta get on the track
But then I blew it
Blew up in the group chat
But you knew that
If you're part of this album
And I must apologize
That's some real
And also don't be coming at me with no bullshit
Or no f*cking lies
Cause don't be coming at me with no bullshit about that new boyfriend
Cause I'm not listening
No I'm not
No I'm not
This is for all the guys
Who never speak their mind
Who take their time
To get back on passive aggressive manic thoughts
That we all have
I just got a small bag of weed
But that's all I need
I don't wanna hear no bullshit
Don't think I wanna hear about him
Because you were with me
Now you're with this dude
So this is rude
Please hang up the phone right now
Night, night