Nick Miami - Sneeze Down Lyrics

Yo I just had something happen that really ticked me off
This dude I know just came up to me and sneezed
Went down like this
This dude just came sneezed up in my space
Now I got his germs all over my face
Wipin' all his spit up off of my frames
Now I'm spittin' bout sneezin' like I'm reffin' the game
Forreal though he a pretty nice guy
But I once saw him sneeze straight up in the sky
Few drops fell down got him right in the eye
I was standing right there so I asked him why
Thought everybody knew when you sneeze sneeze down
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
They go straight to the ground
That way all the germs go straight to the
Achoo when you sneeze sneeze down
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
They go straight to the ground
That way all the germs go straight to the
Achoo when you sneeze sneeze down
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
They go straight to the ground
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
So there I was
It was a typical day
I had to sneeze
You walked right in the way
Well no there wasn't no malicious intent
There was a high pollen count in the 90 percent
Plus my pillowcase was at the laundry mat you see
And it's specifically designed to be dust mite free
Oh yeah and guess what
My moms got a cat
I'm allergic to cats
I told her that
Didn't matter I guess
Cuz they cuddly and furry
She got it anyway
And told me not to worry
But alas
There I was exasperated
The polyps in my nostrils fully agitated
And it hit me
There was nothing could be done
It wasn't comin' out
So I looked up at the sun
Cuz they tell ya if you can't sneeze
Look into the light
I looked up, it came out
You were in my line of sight
But d-d-dang son
You sure looked surprised
When my little whiffle sniffle
Hit ya right in the eye
Now I'm sayin' sorry
So we can make amends
And make eachother bracelets
That say best friends
Achoo when you sneeze sneeze down
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
They go straight to the ground
That way all the germs go straight to the
Achoo when you sneeze sneeze down
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
They go straight to the ground
That way all the germs go straight to the ground
Hey milk that's a good explanation
Sound like real sneezy situation
But still, maybe next time you feel the need
Pop that sneeze off right into ya sleeve
Better yet carry some tissue
Seem like ya allergies a pretty big issue
Plus if you got a hanky up in ya face
Everytime you sneeze you know it's fully contained
I ain't tryna be mean son
I just don't like being sneezed on
The bracelet idea though
That's legit
Whatchu thinkin'
Beads?
Leather?
Or better yet
Make 'em outta handkerchief dawg
That way
You sneeze right into it
Problem solved
Plus, we can sell 'em
Bundle it with the new music