It happens like once a week
I wake up I can't sleep
I forgot to do the dishes
Think I forgot to do the dishes
Oh no!
Turns out I was right
Switched on my kitchen light
It was a sink full of dishes
And yo it smelled so vicious
Ewwwww
Dead eggs dried up
They was rotting in a pan
There was flies buzzin round
Made me question who I am
I'm a chump
Something got me in a slump
Bad sushi with some fungus on my cup
Yuck!
But if I had to do the dishes
That I really had to do
Yo then I'd be doing dishes
Every time I ate some food
It'd be alot
Be alot
Be alot
Be alot
Be alot
Yo I'd be doing dishes til I drop
Not again
Now I'm up here in the kitchen slingin slop
Why me?
If I'm not on the mic
Then the chances are like
Pretty good that I'm
Up in the kitchen
Got too much ambition
I'm super efficient
I know that you know
That I'm washing the dishes
I know wussup
It made me wanna throw up
Not again
Now I'm stuck up in the
Kitchen slinging slop
Why Me?