The southern cross is reigning
We have no place to lie down
After wandering for miles
We can't remember what's a town
But suddenly,
A glow in the gloom
That cave looks like home
The scent of a deer
The stench of a fart
Oh, look: a river of beer
Bottles flying
Party is rising
Join the singing of the crowd
Welcome all to the Fortune Tavern
Where no man will drink alone!
We can finally rest
Make this table be full of mead
The band is playing, harlots laugh
Just think, what could go wrong?
The universe is upside down
Lots of alcohol in our veins
Rise my brother
Above this table
Dance to this infernal song!
Wake up old man
The feast is not over
Your men are in a brawl
Please, put some order
This tavern is all chaos
Like in the same Valhall
The body might be tired
But we want to drink and f*ck!
It has been a night of lust
The well deserved rest
Father sun is hailing
And telling us to pay
Bodies lying
Party is dying
We gave ourselves in body and soul
Hey! The barman asks for money
Check your pockets, we have no gold
Journey is ending
Barman is yelling
He would love to crush our bones
No one left the Fortune Tavern
Where no man will drink alone!