Two divided by one should leave two
When I went to school that fact was true
But not this time exception to the rule
Two divided by one leaves one lonely fool
Yes one lonely fool crying each night
Longing for you to hold me tight
He came between us left me behind
Two divided by one confuses my mind
Now just where he came from I can't say
He came between us stole you away
Just one division was all that it took
To toss out the theory of the old math book
Now it doesn't add up it's a lie
The answer is wrong shouldn't apply
Must be new math that I don't understand
Two divided by one leaves one lonely man