I went into a bar to have myself a drink
I had me ten tall one and what do you think
I went into the washroom to find some relief
A sign upon the door now really caused me grief
Out of order out of order
Please don't use don't abuse it's out of order
Out of order out of order
It's really broke it's no joke it's out of order
I started to panic I broke into a sweat
The pressure was now rising how high would it get
So I ran out in the street to find a latrine
When I finally found one this sign I plainly seen
I began to worry I felt a little pain
I had to find relief from this mounting strain
I went into the subway relief there to find
But up there on that door I spotted that old sign
I became so desperate I didn't know where to go
I found that same old sign in the picture show
I became so water logged I didn't give a hoot
Thank God for T and T and the telephone booth