I don't think we're compatible
We just can't get along
No matter how right I am
I always gotta be wrong
You gotta have the last word
In every thing from A to Z
You're always right and I'm left
As wrong as wrong can be (yes)
(Yes) I am always wrong
And you are always right
I'll say something's black
You'll swear that it white
'Cause you've got to win
Every quarrel you're in
My rights are always wrong
But your wrongs are always right
No matter what side I'm on
You'll take the other side
It seems you get great pleasure
Trying to injure my pride
Sometimes I think you hate me
You're forever putting me down
Trying to ridicule me
And make me out a clown (yes)
My rights are always wrong
But your wrongs are always right